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Hunger in the Night

Posted by Wookie under Wookie Tips on 01 Dec 2008

Sometimes Chewie is hungry at night so he goes to the local zoo to sneak in and eat a Tiger or sometimes a Bear.

Wookies have voracious appetites, and no one gets in the way. If you see a Wookie in your area thats on the prowl for food, just toss a t-bone steak or some other chunk of meat at him to keep him away.

Most of the time its just best to avoid Wookies period. If you make one mad you may not have any arms or legs left. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

That’s another free Wookie tip from Chewie!

Being Hairy is OK

Posted by Wookie under Deep Thoughts on 01 Dec 2008

When you sport a nice wool fur coat that grows nonstop from your body, you have to wear it with pride. I mean hey, its my permanent clothing.

If you don’t like shaving, my theory is don’t do it. So what if you are a lady with a little hair under the pits. If men don’t love you Chewie will.

For all you guys that shave, why would it grow if it was meant to be shaved? Did I get you thinking. For those of you that has a boss that expects you to come to work clean shaved, you tell him to back off. Hair is a part of you embrace it.

That’s just another thought from your number one Wookie!